onequibbler:

all I know is I’m voting for bob 

because remember

a vote for bob is a vote for bob

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

sodamnrelatable:

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